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Post by zzz on Jun 22, 2006 23:18:59 GMT 10
well I just saw a section on the footy show that looked like it'd fit better in a dolly magazine, titled "best looking footy player for 2006" complete with cheesy video interview questions thrown in like: "whats your best feature", "what was the best valentines present you ever got", "what do you think of a girl asking a guy out" and GET THIS - "do you have a beauty routine?" !!!!! EVEN FUCKING SCARIER IS THE ANSWER WAS YES!!! and then the bloke repeated some written words about some bloody crap he uses which if I recall correctly even included the words "it makes my skin feel nice and smooth." I'll be farked if that isn't the gayest thing I've ever seen, dunno what the worlds coming to. Here I am bagging wands game out and then get confronted with this. Serves me right for watching the footy show in the first place tho'. So whats your 'beauty routine'? one extra wipe after a trip to the dunny in the morning?  |
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Post by balders on Jun 23, 2006 12:45:25 GMT 10
it usually consists of finding an extra beer or bottle of JD or stopping at a KFC......where my response is always "Beauty!!"....
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Post by rug on Jun 23, 2006 13:06:28 GMT 10
So whats your 'beauty routine'? Going down the coast with you rough noggen bastards.hahahahahahaha |
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Post by Wands on Jun 23, 2006 14:04:36 GMT 10
my beauty routine??
I only use an electric razor, and I mostly just use the beard trimmer...
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Post by Gaz on Jun 23, 2006 14:34:54 GMT 10
My beauty rooting is usually one with the missus when she's keen.
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Post by zzz on Jun 23, 2006 20:30:22 GMT 10
it usually consists of finding an extra beer or bottle of JD or stopping at a KFC......where my response is always "Beauty!!".... heheh - I'll pay that one balders. |
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Post by scarper on Jun 29, 2006 21:51:26 GMT 10
So whats your 'beauty routine'? Alcohol |
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Post by balders on Jun 30, 2006 10:13:38 GMT 10
So whats your 'beauty routine'? Alcohol that'd be ya missus using alcohol and havin' ta use the beer goggles on you wouldn't it scarps..... ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by daltz on Jun 30, 2006 16:12:55 GMT 10
bit of a wax now and then, a buzz around the nads with a #1 clipper a little less frequently and a haircut bout every 6 months. good as gold. like you ol' c**ts aren't trimmin the nose and ear hairs every week, c'mon. |
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Post by balders on Jun 30, 2006 19:09:57 GMT 10
whahahahaha......and I thought I'd got rid of all them pics from Fiji..... ;D ;D |
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Post by scarper on Jun 30, 2006 20:26:08 GMT 10
that'd be ya missus using alcohol and havin' ta use the beer goggles on you wouldn't it scarps..... ;D ;D ;D fur sure mate !!! |
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Post by thruster on Jul 23, 2006 17:22:37 GMT 10
Leg shave- for triathlon poiposes, chest shave-for triathlon poiposes, face shave-for woik poiposes, underarm shave-for destinkin poiposes, bum crack shave-for ease of dag removal poiposes, nad shave for placin on head poiposes. Im the curly headed dickhead.
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Post by nubby on Jul 23, 2006 21:06:22 GMT 10
it usually consists of finding an extra beer or bottle of JD or stopping at a KFC......where my response is always "Beauty!!".... and it sure is a routine........... |
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Post by rothers on Jul 24, 2006 11:11:35 GMT 10
yeah i shave down for big swimming carnivals but thats only a few times a year. usually get lazy and fire up the beard for a few months in winter cause i fucken hate shaving!!!
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Post by balders on Jul 24, 2006 15:40:49 GMT 10
yeah i shave down for big swimming carnivals is that how the Thorpedo likes his groupies after he's swum in them big swimmin' carnivals Rothers.... ;D ;D |
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