Post by thruster on Jul 24, 2006 20:59:46 GMT 10
Went for a quicky at laceys before work. Run over the dune ta see I got it 2 ta 3 fangin it and noone but moi. Paddle out and get a few tasty numbers. A couple fellow shorties paddle out and we nay away sharin a few and callin each other onta the unmakeable.
Suddenly, theres an ugly smell and a slant eyed booger chick makes her way to everybody's inside. At the same time one of the less skillfull ghosts his way to outside everyone and sits atop his barge. A recpe for disaster if ever there was one.
Silence descends as 5 pairs of eyes radiate hate at the offenders.
A set arrives and jerk-orf misses it but rat face kicks, splashes and wriggles like a tard onta the first one.
I promptly take this as my Q to drop in. Rat face nearly gets smacked as I land almost on top of it and sail along da line.
I paddles back out and da moron looks me in da face and says, "hey mate, ya nearly ran someone over".
I say, "Something!"
He says, "and yar an idiot, and ignorant too."
"Spell it", says I.
"I. N. G.N.O.R.O.N.T", says he.
"I rest my case says I", to the chortles of those on shorties.
Da divide.
Yep, dumb buggers up here.
Suddenly, theres an ugly smell and a slant eyed booger chick makes her way to everybody's inside. At the same time one of the less skillfull ghosts his way to outside everyone and sits atop his barge. A recpe for disaster if ever there was one.
Silence descends as 5 pairs of eyes radiate hate at the offenders.
A set arrives and jerk-orf misses it but rat face kicks, splashes and wriggles like a tard onta the first one.
I promptly take this as my Q to drop in. Rat face nearly gets smacked as I land almost on top of it and sail along da line.
I paddles back out and da moron looks me in da face and says, "hey mate, ya nearly ran someone over".
I say, "Something!"
He says, "and yar an idiot, and ignorant too."
"Spell it", says I.
"I. N. G.N.O.R.O.N.T", says he.
"I rest my case says I", to the chortles of those on shorties.
Da divide.
Yep, dumb buggers up here.
